I gave it a read, and noticed that Snooki admits that her 15 minutes of fame have lasted longer than what she had expected. I'm a guy that enjoys watching the show, and purchased the book for a friend. This book is a guilty pleasure for anyone that's already a fan of Jersey Shore. Like, get out of our way, we don’t care what you think. It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, skinny, round, or a Smurf, or what your background is, we put on our bronzer and we fricken rock our princess status. “I like to wear so many accessories that people are confused.” “If you can smell hair gel from a mile away, it signals guido mating season.” Like, if you’re stuck in a cardboard box, you have to rock it.”
“A guidette has to know how to have fun anywhere. It’s the Snooki Style Revolution, bitches! So strap yourselves in, bitches! And get ready for the ride. For everything else, you’ll just have to read the book!īeing a guidette princess is about being yourself, doing what you want, and trying to have a good time wherever you are. Snooki shares her obsessions (her bed, Viva Glam Gaga bright pink lipstick, sci-fi movies) and some juicy behind-the-Shore secrets (which season was her favorite, what it was like to wake up in a jail cell in season two, why the house smells like alcohol and dog’s butt). There’s a lot more to the diminutive reality star than what you see on TV. From her top twenty-five rules for being a guidette, to her smushable makeup and skin secrets, to her rules on Snookin’ for love, Snooki’s sickest tips and advice for friggin’ owning it are all here, along with hundreds of full color photographs and the official Snictionary for easy reference.īut that’s not all. You have to experiment in life, or you’ll be boring.
The serious shortage of hairspray in the surrounding area. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to arm yourself with bronzer, a tease comb, and makeup brushes and join the Snooki Style Revolution. But can she help it if she was born to love fake tans and juiceheads? In this must-have guide to being a guidette, America’s favorite pint-sized princess shares her secrets for ROCKING it, Jersey-style. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has a lifestyle most guidettes dream about.
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